In Black Dress Girl's car:
Black Dress Girl: "I'm so hot for her."
Me: "I thought you weren't into chicks anymore."
Black Dress Girl: "I mean, there's nothing I want in my life more than an Asian with rainbow hair."
At my house:
Thomas: "Dude, you know you're like batshit crazy, right?"
Me: "I am not!"
Thomas: "BB, you run around the house screaming, 'My dick is on fire. Someone put out my man-torch.'"
Me: "Point conceded."