Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Pugnacious Pie

My ten-year-old sister Pie is, as many of you have no doubt gathered, a plucky little pastry. She enjoys football, burping contests, contemporary pop music, and entertains aspirations to one day attend West Point. She has recently decided that she is Irish, in no large measure because my step-mother has Irish heritage and in no small measure because Niall Horan, of boy band One Direction, happens to hail from the island.

The other day the talking cake and I were headed into the grocery store when a female motorist, her hair dyed an absurd shade of orange, cut us off as we attempted to use the cross-walk.

I ignored the offense, but Pie wasn't content to let it go.

"Pedestrians have the right-of-way!" she called over her shoulder. "You red-headed she devil!"


naturgesetz said...

Love it!

Anonymous said...

Yea Pie!

Anonymous said...

You go girl!!!

This is a great tribute to a great sister! My hat's off to Pie!

Peace <3

Angel The Alien said...

Your sister sounds awesome! Maybe you should tell her to start her own blog! The Adventures Of Pie! ;)

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