Thursday, September 4, 2014

An Odd and Delightful Bunch

I quite like the members of my father's family, but I am beginning to question their taste in leisure activities.

"With your brother gone, it's just Aunt Crazy and me here," my grandmother told me today on the telephone. "She's staying until Uncle Responsible and Cool Cousin fly back."

"Where are they this time?"

"Wyoming."

"Oh," I scoffed. "Are they chasing wolves again?"

"Bears," my grandmother replied. "They're chasing bears."

2 comments:

Angel The Alien said...

Hmm, aren't there grizzly bears in Wyoming? At least it will be exciting! But what do they hope to do with the bears once they catch them?

Dick Cheney said...

Bears are fine American citizens.

Good conservative patriots.