"Just don't tell anyone that I had sex with a Costa Rican beach bum."
This came, believe it or not, during a visit to Grand Ma Normal Family's house.
I feel that a more substantial post, but one that will likely be decidedly uncomfortable, both for me and for my readers, is due in the near future. In the name of honesty and a genuine picture of my life and all that other nonsense I seem to spout off, I'll likely write it despite the attendant awkwardness.
Don't judge me too much.