My roommate and close friend, Patrick, strode into our dorm today with all the confidence of someone who's just made a much-needed change.
"What's gotten into you?" I asked, looking up from my computer.
He smiled with deep satisfaction.
"I've made an executive decision."
"I'm going to stop banging this girl Sheila and get back on track to banging my lab professor."
"Good for you, Patrick. Good for you."