This is the dialogue that Thomas and I had today in my car:
Thomas: "The other day I tried the third hottest pepper in the world."
Me: "How'd that work out for you?"
Thomas: "I cried."
Me: "Ha, ha."
Thomas: "This kid brought them in, and they were literally burning his leg through his pocket. He was like, 'Do you want to try these?' and I was like, 'Sure.' I bit into one, and tears just started coming down my face. It was so hot that later on my poop hurt."
Me (laughing): "'It was so hot that later on my poop hurt.' Wow. That's going on the blog."
Thomas: "Quote of the day?"
Me: "Something like that."
Thomas: "No, I mean, 'Quote of the Day.' Do I get it?"
Me: "Oh, yeah, you get it."