A full birthday post at this point would be impossible.
I went to bed at four o'clock this morning and got up at nine. Here it is, 11:09p.m., and I'm still awake.
To summarize, I did not visit a strip club, but I did get kicked out of a bar. I also broke my own record for most drinks in a night--by more than double.
In addition to this, I learned that even when I am too drunk to stand up, I sing on key. The birthday boy scored an 89% on Rock Band, and he was hammered.