Several days ago I told Thomas how touched my readers had been by a blog post I'd written involving him and Pie.
"What about?" he asked.
"How you and Pie asked me to sleep with you the other night," I replied, beaming at what a wonderful and tender relationship we had as siblings.
"Oh," he said, looking up at me from his game of Rock Band. "I didn't want you in there. We had no room."
The myth is shattered.