The forms were presented as a series of questions. This is how I answered:
Roommate: BrightenedBoy Our Family
I am from: Bombay, India
My mood most of the time is: Lustful
My biggest pet peeve is: Those who reject the tenets of Keynesian economics
My idea of relaxing after being tense is: Translating The Odyssey from ancient Greek
Something that will usually cheer me up is: Ritualistic chicken sacrifice to Apollo
I have the following dietary restrictions and/or allergies: No off-white eggs (white or brown only)/allergic to sunlight
I have shared a room before: Yes
I am 23 years old.
I plan to be involved in the following activities this year: Operatic singing (2-3a.m. only)
I have a job (Yes) and it will affect my time in the room by... I am a U.S. Air Marshall
I usually eat my meals: While crying and screaming, "No one will ever love me!"
If you would like to socialize with me, please... Tap me on my thigh and wink suggestively.
Something else I'd like you to know: I am a communist*
*This is a lie
CDs/DVDs/Movies: HANNAH MONTANA
TV/DVD Player: The View
Computer and related equipment: Mac*
*Also a lie
Appliances: Easy-Bake Oven!
Furniture: Water bed
Food: My emotional crutch
If you borrow something of mine: I will declare a blood feud
Anything else others should know: Do NOT touch my dildo
PRIORITIZE THE FOLLOWING (1=Most, 3=Least)
Sleeping: 1 ∞
Socializing: 1 ∞*
*If I had friends
I expect to go to bed by: The side of a beautiful woman
I expect to get up most mornings by: Animalistic shrieks
My earliest class is: 7:20p.m.
This is how I prefer my sleeping environment: Dark as Patrick [who is Hispanic] and quiet
This is how I prefer my studying environment: N/A
This is how I prefer my socializing environment: Disco ball/pulsing beat
I generally feel this way about noise: Conflicted
Guests will be allowed (circle your preferences): Anytime
Guests of the opposite gender are (circle your preferences): Okay at certain times: SwingFest 2011
Guests may spend the night (circle your preferences): Anytime
I will let you know I have a concern by: Passive-aggressive refrigerator notes
If you have a concern, please let me know by: A thoughtful but entertaining song-and-dance routine
I do not like it when others communicate their concerns to me by doing this: Punching me in the face
I was a bit disappointed to discover that Patrick had given at least semi-serious responses for some of the questions (although he was kind enough to list "my roommate" as his biggest pet peeve and "people who sing" as something he doesn't like). I had hoped the resident advisers would think we were both complete idiots instead of just thinking that about me.